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Who are you?
*chants monotonously..* My name is Desmond. I live in Singapore. I’m currently serving National Service as a soldier. I’m also a designer, artist and animator. I wish for world peace.
Oh, you forgot to tell us when your birthday is.
*chuckles* 12 October. I know you will forget, therefore I will remind you one week before that day comes, so that you can deliver my birthday present on time. You may proceed to get my present now. By the count of three, two, o—
—Wait a minute! We’re not done yet! *changes topic* What do you usually like to do?
Eavesdropping strangers’ conversations, people-watching (some people have the weirdest behaviours, trust me), collecting free food samples in supermarkets, observing clouds, walking around aimlessly… oh no.. sounds like I’m some homeless bloke who lives on the streets eh? -_-
What are your interests?
Food, movies, design, environmentalism, reading, karaoke and… guitar?
Why do you like orange?
What’s not to like? It’s juicy, sweet and refreshingly sour, instantly fills the environment with its citrus fragrance when you peel it and makes your hands smell better after touching it! The naturally bright and cheerful colour (which is also orange) of its skin is lovely. Apple comes to a very close second though.
You can eat a lot but don’t grow fat easily. What’s your secret to maintaining such low body weight all these years?
Secret? What secret? There’s no secret. It’s most likely due to the genes of my family. Perhaps some day my high metabolism might just reward itself for its outstanding performance for my first few decades and start to go AWOL. A lot of people told me that they wished that they could transfer their fats to my body, and if one day all of their wishes come true I will be heavy enough to push Earth off its orbit by jumping once. But right now I gotta worry about getting blown away by strong wind (if any).
That’s all for the interview today. Any last words for this page?
Huh?! That’s all?
Yes… That’s all. Any last last last words?
Readers, thanks for taking your time to read all theeesseee *points up* stuff about me *points to self*. If you have any questions regarding this website or me, or any emergency cases that require my attention, feel free to contact me. XD